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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 01:16
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
James Webb Space Telescope unveils fiery origins of a distant, hellish exoplanet - Space
They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
No go.
Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
What are 50 random facts about yourself?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What kinds of books should a 19 years old girl read?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Trump’s tax bill could raise taxes on foreign companies, hurting investment from abroad - AP News
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
Opal Suchata Chuangsri from Thailand crowned Miss World 2025 - CNN
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
iFixit is retroactively giving the Nintendo Switch a 4/10 on repairability - The Verge
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
NBA Trade Rumors Roundup: Kevin Durant trade could happen soon, Clippers in the mix - NBC Sports
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
Everyone loved it.
PlayStation State of Play June 2025: Everything Announced - IGN
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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So they tried
What are the ethical implications of using AI in recruitment and hiring processes?
No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones